Monday, December 29, 2014

You can take a photo of text and it OCR's it into Japanese text. The text can then be copied and pasted into another app to look up. Ignore the shitty English translation.

Monday, December 8, 2014

Bokete Translation 5

"Why are you dressed in those uncool clothes?"
"Yeah, they're uncool aren't they. I hope when you guys grow up, no one has to dress like this anymore."

Bokete Translation 4

"Heh heh heh, with my awesome powered suit I can carry that bully Yamashita's belongings real easy."

Saturday, December 6, 2014

Bokete Translation 3

"I had a fight with my friend."
"Want me to eat your friend?"
"Yeah... but then I'd be lonely."
"That's my point."

Bokete Translation 2

"This is the tenth time so listen carefully. You failed our interview so you don't have to come to work."

NOTE: Bokete is a website where users write funny captions on images.

This is why you don't do drugs.

This 31 year old man from Tokyo was arrested after attacking a woman with a knife.


Friday, December 5, 2014


I like to download hentai anime torrents and then completely forget to watch them.

Similar to how I buy games on Steam and not play them.

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Bokete Translation 1

"I have both good news and bad news."
"What's the bad news?"
"You might die."
"What's the good news?"
"I think Heaven exists."

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Orient Industry

On the topic of Japanese love dolls I will also introduce another brand - Orient Industry (

They also make a liquor serving doll called Party Doll:

You can even buy them from places like

One for the closet pedo.

If you haven't realized already, Japan has the weirdest stuff in the world.

You can actually buy a love doll resembling an elementary schooler, with realistic tits and pussy. At least the buyers don't go for real girls...


I pissed off a highly respected member of the scanlation community.

To quote Goatse, the famous trol- I mean, "translator" of Laruffii:

Nah, that's just a drama started by an old translator-wannabee who can't read simple street talk coz he ain't never live in Japan.He went butthurt and all these haters showin' up along with Jacob from FAKKU who thinks he can use this situation for his advantage. We never talk to this translator-wannabee coz his japanese translation skill is a joke. He's probably using Google translate for his translation.
Don't mind them, Haters will always hate, Fags will always be fags anyway.

This is one of the many times he posted a rude comment about me. He now hates my guts because I've criticized his work (and more so his attitude) a few times, to which he reacted very negatively.

I've also pointed out his Japanese ability being very poor. I don't think he's even fluent in Japanese, let alone English. I laughed a bit when he actually claimed that he had friends in the manga industry.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014